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Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed. - Henry VIII of England Quotes
Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.
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Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? - Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
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The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
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The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues. - Rene Descartes Quotes
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart Quotes
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. - Axl Rose Quotes
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
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A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
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I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.
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You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,/Skip out for beer during commercials,/Because the revolution will not be televised.
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I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.
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Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. - Socrates Quotes
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
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We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. - Epicurus Quotes
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway Quotes
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits Quotes
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up! - Dean Martin Quotes
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
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Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. - Carrie Nation Quotes
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. - Diogenes Quotes
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
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An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger. - Confucius Quotes
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. - George Bernard Shaw Quotes
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. - Clementine Paddleford Quotes
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
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All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I ever wanted. Except I knew I had a good voice and I could always get a couple of beers off of it. All of a sudden someone threw me in this rock 'n' roll band. They threw these musicians at me, man, and the sound was coming from behind. The bass was charging me. And I decided then and there that that was it. I never wanted to do anything else. It was better than it had been with any man, you know. Maybe that's the trouble.
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Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson Quotes
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.
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When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.
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No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. - Norm MacDonald Quotes
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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So relational evangelism? Go for it, as long as it turns into real evangelism. You hanging out having a beer with your buddy so he can see that Christians are cool is not what we’re called to do. You’re eventually going to have to open up your mouth and share the gospel. When the pure gospel is shared, people respond.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. - Joe E. Lewis Quotes
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain Quotes
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
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I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer.
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Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer. - Frederick The Great Quotes
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen Quotes
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
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I'm not saying that people shouldn't go out to football games and drink beer and have a good time, I do it myself. But, at the same time, people are so apathetic and that shows me that they don't care about themselves. They have no self-image. Their image is projected to them via the television and that is where they make decisions about who they are according to what the public says they ought to be.
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When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. - Anatole France Quotes
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. - Martin Luther Quotes
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
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On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it. - Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
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I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. - Johnny Damon Quotes
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker Quotes
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. - Charles Bronson Quotes
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant Quotes
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.
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There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. - John Ciardi Quotes
There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin Quotes
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
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Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson Quotes
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
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Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider! - Prince William Quotes
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!
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The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
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It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
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Life ain't all beer and skittles. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton Quotes
Life ain't all beer and skittles.
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A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and pavenders and kidneys and bacon and omlette and cold ham and toast and marmalade and coffee and beer. And after that he tends to the horse part of himself by grazing for an hour or so and finishing up with a hot mash, some oats, and a bag of sugar. That's why it's such a serious thing to ask a Centaur to stay for the weeekend. A very serious thing indeed.
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I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.
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If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.
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Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. - Marie Laurencin Quotes
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
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I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris Quotes
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.
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It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.
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Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. - Ashley Purdy Quotes
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.
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Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz' with a 'z' - I don't know where that came from. I call cakes 'big ol' cookies.' I call noodles 'long-ass rice.' Fried chicken is 'fry-fry chicky-chick.' Chicken parm is 'chicky-chicky-parm-parm.' Chicken cacciatore? 'Chicky-cacc.' I call eggs 'pre-birds,' or 'future birds.' Root beer is 'super water.' Tortillas are 'bean blankets.' And I call forks 'food rakes.'
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Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin Quotes
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
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I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. - W. C. Fields Quotes
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals. - Charles Stuart Calverley Quotes
Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals.
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If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. - David Ricardo Quotes
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.
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