12 Best Cucumbers Quotes [of All Time]

Samuel Johnson CucumbersVinegarFood

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

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Marcus Aurelius AdversityCucumbers

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.

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Jeff Goldblum Cucumbers

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.

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Larry Hagman CucumbersGreenKale

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese.

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Lawrence Durrell Life Is LikeCucumbers

Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.

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Terry Pratchett CucumbersDiscworld

Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.

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Yuliya Snigir CucumbersShouldChess

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.

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Alys Fowler CucumbersHomegrown

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

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Marcus Aurelius CucumbersLaughing

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need to know. Nothing more. Don't demand to know "why such things exist." Anyone who understands the world will laugh at you, just as a carpenter would if you seemed shocked at finding sawdust in his workshop, or a shoemaker at scraps of leather left over from work.

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Robert De Niro CucumbersSimpleVodka

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

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Marcus Aurelius CucumbersGoes OnWorld

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay, 'Why were things of this sort ever brought into the world?'

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Cassandra Clare CucumbersLiarsHate

Cucumber and bergamot," Clary said. "Is there anything else you hate that I ought to know about?" Jace looked at Dorothea over the rim of his teacup. "Liars," he said.

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Ellen DeGeneres CucumbersJuiceWater

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

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Summer Sanders CucumbersSnacksYellow

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack.

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Alys Fowler CucumbersHomegrown

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

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