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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
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Socialism is not about big concepts and heavy theory. Socialism is about decent shelter for those who are homeless. It is about water for those who have no safe drinking water. It is about health care, it is about a life of dignity for the old. It is about overcoming the huge divide between urban and rural areas. It is about a decent education for all our people. Socialism is about rolling back the tyranny of the market. As long as the economy is dominated by an unelected, privileged few, the case for socialism will exist.
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It is strange that a person may find it easy to protect himself from: eating Haraam, oppression and injustice, adultery, theft, drinking khamr (alcoholic drinks), and from unlawful looking, but it is hard for him to restrain the movement of his tongue. How often do we see people who are very cautious about falling into shameful deeds or injustice, but their tongue lashes against the living and the dead and they don't mind it?
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If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three times he is culpable; if he gets drunk twice a month it is better; if once a month, this is still more laudable; and if one does not drink at all what can be better? But where can I find such a man? If such a man were found he would be worthy of the highest esteem.
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A kid once said to me
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
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When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.
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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. - Alfred Adler Quotes
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
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It gladdens me to know that Baldr’s father [Odin] makes ready the benches for a banquet. Soon we shall be drinking ale from the curved horns. The champion who comes into Odin’s dwelling [Valhalla] does not lament his death. I shall not enter his hall with words of fear upon my lips. The Æsir will welcome me. Death comes without lamenting… Eager am I to depart. The Dísir summon me home, those whom Odin sends for me [Valkyries] from the halls of the Lord of Hosts. Gladly shall I drink ale in the high-seat with the Æsir. The days of my life are ended. I laugh as I die.
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Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick. - Gary Smalley Quotes
Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick.
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I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway Quotes
I drink to make other people more interesting.
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My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'
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There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball. - Ice Cube Quotes
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart Quotes
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. - Bette Davis Quotes
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
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One day I found out that personal history was no longer necessary for me and, like drinking, I dropped it... Little by little you must create a fog around yourself; you must erase everything around you until nothing can be taken for granted, until nothing is any longer for sure, or real. Your problem now is that you're too real. Your endeavors are too real, your moods are too real. Don't take things so for granted. You must begin to erase yourself.
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I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. - Dean Martin Quotes
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
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We shall not defeat any of the infectious diseases that plague the developing world until we have also won the battle for safe drinking water, sanitation, and basic health care.
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As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn't in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.
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Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.
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Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with chemical warfare doesnt make a corporation a terrorist.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin Quotes
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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The poem, the song, the picture, is only water drawn from the well of the people, and it should be given back to them in a cup of beauty so that they may drink - and in drinking understand themselves.
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I’m not good-looking. I used to be, but not anymore. Not like Robert Taylor. What I have got is I have character in my face. It’s taken an awful lot of late nights and drinking to put it there. When I go to work in a picture, I say, ‘Don’t take the lines out of my face. Leave them there.’
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When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when the evil effects of alcohol would be recognised. I have slowly and reluctantly come to believe that this has not been the result. Instead, drinking has generally increased; the speakeasy has replaced the saloon; a vast army of lawbreakers has appeared; many of our best citizens have openly ignored Prohibition; respect for the law has been greatly lessened; and crime has increased to a level never seen before.
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The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.
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Water is one of the most basic of all needs - we cannot live for more than a few days without it. And yet, most people take water for granted. We waste water needlessly and don't realize that clean water is a very limited resource. More than 1 billion people around the world have no access to safe, clean drinking water, and over 2.5 billion do not have adequate sanitation service. Over 2 million people die each year because of unsafe water - and most of them are children!
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I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life. - Humphrey Bogart Quotes
I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
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He who neither drinks, nor smokes, nor dances, he who preaches & even occasionally practice piety, temperance and celibacy, is generally a saint, or a mahatma or more likely a humbug but he certainly won't make a leader or for that matter a good soldier
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur Quotes
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. - Albert Einstein Quotes
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women.
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We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking. - Jim Jefferies Quotes
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
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Happy are those who have departed through martyrdom. Unhappy am I that I still survive... Taking this decision is more deadly than drinking from a poisoned chalice. I submitted myself to Allah's will and took this drink for His satisfaction.
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My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway Quotes
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises. - Jim Jefferies Quotes
Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits Quotes
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating.
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Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine. - Karl Marx Quotes
Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up! - Dean Martin Quotes
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
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I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. - Dorothy Parker Quotes
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Seneca the Younger Quotes
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
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Why do so many young people literally die to belong to fraternities, sororities, and other college social organizations? The answer is complicated, but here is a starting point: Ever since the medieval universities were founded, young people have done whatever it takes to gain acceptance, to break with their past lives, to achieve a sense of power, to carve out a society of their own that isn't quite what their tutors and teachers had in mind. In the United States, hazing and drinking have been endemic since colonial days.
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Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
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I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off.
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
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I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart Quotes
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. - Mark Twain Quotes
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
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Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. - Carrie Nation Quotes
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
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The pleasant life is not produced by continual drinking and dancing, nor sexual intercourse, nor rare dishes of sea food and other delicacies of a luxurious table. On the contrary, it is produced by sober reasoning which examines the motives for every choice and avoidance, driving away beliefs which are the source of mental disturbances.
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Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. - Jimmy Breslin Quotes
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley Quotes
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.
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Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
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Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII Quotes
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung Quotes
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
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The obvious issue is providing clean drinking water and sanitation to every single human being on earth at the cost of little more than one year of the Kyoto treaty.
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We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine. - H. L. Mencken Quotes
We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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The cross is going to judge everything in your life: your eating, your drinking, your sleeping, your spending, your talking. Everything is cross-examined!
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After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
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And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man. - A. E. Housman Quotes
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. - George Bernard Shaw Quotes
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
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You know, I sometimes think, how is anyone ever gonna come up with a book, or a painting, or a symphony, or a sculpture that can compete with a great city. You can't. Because you look around and every street, every boulevard, is its own special art form and when you think that in the cold, violent, meaningless universe that Paris exists, these lights. I mean come on, there's nothing happening on Jupiter or Neptune, but from way out in space you can see these lights, the cafés, people drinking and singing. For all we know, Paris is the hottest spot in the universe.
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I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
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Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W. C. Fields Quotes
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields Quotes
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas Quotes
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after. - Lord Byron Quotes
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.
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