Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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I never met a lasagna I didn't like
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.7374Copy Quote
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.2930Copy Quote
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.2526Copy Quote
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.2425Copy Quote
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.2223Copy Quote
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.2122Copy Quote
When all else fails, look cute.2021Copy Quote
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.2021Copy Quote
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen1819Copy Quote
I stop short of being a workaholic.1718Copy Quote
When in doubt, pig out!1415Copy Quote
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.1415Copy Quote
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.1415Copy Quote
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.1112Copy Quote
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.78Copy Quote
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.67Copy Quote
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.56Copy Quote
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.34Copy Quote
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.34Copy Quote
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts34Copy Quote
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.23Copy Quote
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.23Copy Quote
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.23Copy Quote
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.23Copy Quote
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.23Copy Quote
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.01Copy Quote
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.01Copy Quote
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.01Copy Quote
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.01Copy Quote
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.01Copy Quote
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.01Copy Quote
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.01Copy Quote
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.01Copy Quote
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield01Copy Quote
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.01Copy Quote
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.01Copy Quote
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.01Copy Quote
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.01Copy Quote
Cats rule the world.01Copy Quote
It occurred to me that cats were being held back a little bit. I thought, 'I'll give the cat human thoughts and feelings but not be apologetic for it. That would be very catlike.'01Copy Quote
We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, oversleeping, and not exercising. Garfield not only does all that, but he doesn't apologize for it.01Copy Quote
The surprising thing was, it's actually easier working on animation than working on a comic strip, because Garfield is animated in my head.01Copy Quote
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There is no substitute for hard work, 23 or 24 hours a day. And there is no substitute for patience and acceptance - Cesar Chavez Quotes
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