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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis Quotes
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis Quotes
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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I never met a lasagna I didn't like - Jim Davis Quotes
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
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Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
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An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
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It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
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When all else fails, look cute.
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
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I stop short of being a workaholic.
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When in doubt, pig out!
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Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
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Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
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You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
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He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
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Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
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I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
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My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
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Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
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Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
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In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
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I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
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Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
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There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
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When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
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We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
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I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
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I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
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I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
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I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
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The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
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Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
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I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
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Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
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I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
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You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
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I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.
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I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
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Cats rule the world.
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It occurred to me that cats were being held back a little bit. I thought, 'I'll give the cat human thoughts and feelings but not be apologetic for it. That would be very catlike.'
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We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, oversleeping, and not exercising. Garfield not only does all that, but he doesn't apologize for it.
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The surprising thing was, it's actually easier working on animation than working on a comic strip, because Garfield is animated in my head.
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