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Lies, damned lies, and statistics - Mark Twain Quotes
Lies, damned lies, and statistics
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain Quotes
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain Quotes
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain Quotes
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The report of my death was an exaggeration. - Mark Twain Quotes
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain Quotes
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain Quotes
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
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All right, then, I'll go to hell. - Mark Twain Quotes
All right, then, I'll go to hell.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. - Mark Twain Quotes
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. - Mark Twain Quotes
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. - Mark Twain Quotes
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! - Mark Twain Quotes
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. - Mark Twain Quotes
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. - Mark Twain Quotes
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
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The newspaper that obstructs the law on a trivial pretext, for money's sake, is a dangerous enemy to the public weal. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.
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To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great. - Mark Twain Quotes
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. - Mark Twain Quotes
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain Quotes
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. - Mark Twain Quotes
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain Quotes
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain Quotes
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation. - Mark Twain Quotes
Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.
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If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.
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Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
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God created war so that Americans would learn geography. - Mark Twain Quotes
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself. - Mark Twain Quotes
Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain Quotes
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out. - Mark Twain Quotes
Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for. - Mark Twain Quotes
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain Quotes
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection. - Mark Twain Quotes
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear. - Mark Twain Quotes
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
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Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement. - Mark Twain Quotes
Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right - Mark Twain Quotes
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Quotes
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft. - Mark Twain Quotes
You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.
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An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it. - Mark Twain Quotes
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.
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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain Quotes
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
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Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Mark Twain Quotes
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain Quotes
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. - Mark Twain Quotes
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.
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Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's. - Mark Twain Quotes
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain Quotes
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain Quotes
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain Quotes
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.
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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot - Mark Twain Quotes
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
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If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it. - Mark Twain Quotes
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.
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Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read. - Mark Twain Quotes
Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.
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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. - Mark Twain Quotes
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
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Man is the only Patriot. He sets himself apart in his own country, under his own flag, and sneers at the other nations, and keeps multitudinous uniformed assassins on hand at heavy expense to grab slices of other people's countries, and keep them from grabbing slices of his. And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man - with his mouth.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. - Mark Twain Quotes
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started - Mark Twain Quotes
The secret of getting ahead is getting started
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The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which. - Mark Twain Quotes
The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain Quotes
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain Quotes
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain Quotes
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain Quotes
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain Quotes
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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