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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams Quotes
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money. - Robin Williams Quotes
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. - Robin Williams Quotes
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' - Robin Williams Quotes
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams Quotes
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams Quotes
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams Quotes
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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Comedy is acting out optimism. - Robin Williams Quotes
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Robin Williams Quotes
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams Quotes
If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day:
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."
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Why do they call it
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?
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Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams Quotes
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. - Robin Williams Quotes
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus. - Robin Williams Quotes
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
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My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that, fine." When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, "Fine, but study welding just in case."
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. - Robin Williams Quotes
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.
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There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot. - Robin Williams Quotes
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started. - Robin Williams Quotes
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
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I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church. - Robin Williams Quotes
I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'
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You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings. - Robin Williams Quotes
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
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But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.
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What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams Quotes
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams Quotes
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget. - Robin Williams Quotes
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. - Robin Williams Quotes
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams Quotes
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves. - Robin Williams Quotes
Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.
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If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift. - Robin Williams Quotes
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. - Robin Williams Quotes
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' - Robin Williams Quotes
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. - Robin Williams Quotes
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.
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Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.
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Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.
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Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums
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If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.
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If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But if you continue the way it was there will be no 'is.'
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What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.
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Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."
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It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
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I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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