Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
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Poverty is not the root cause of crime.
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Compassion is no substitute for justice.
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If you commit a crime, you're guilty.
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If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.551552Copy Quote
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.551552Copy Quote
There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.
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You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
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Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?
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Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.
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You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.
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Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.
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We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.8081Copy Quote
Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!
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End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.
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I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.
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Now, what is the left's worldview in general? What is it? If you had to attach not a philosophy but an attitude to a leftist worldview, it's one of pessimism and darkness, sadness. They're never happy, are they? They're always angry about something. No matter what they get, they're always angry.7071Copy Quote
The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.
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Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created the greatest nation for people in the history of humanity. Now Obama is dismantling it, because he has no appreciation for our greatness. In fact, he resents it. He blames this country for whatever evils he sees around the world.6667Copy Quote
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?
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The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is.5556Copy Quote
Jeff Sessions is the lone voice in the Senate.
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Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.4849Copy Quote
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
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Football is like life and I know life.
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What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!4041
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